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When your girl’s razor-sharp coochie hair turns your cock into a Bloody Mary while she thinks she’s giving you a massage.
She thinks she’s giving me a massage. She’s giving me a death sentence. My cock is a Bloody Mary.
Her coochie hair is like a razor blade. My cock is a grilled cheese. I’m a sad man.
She rubs her shaved coochie hair on my cock. It’s like a torture session. My cock is a meatloaf.