Hair box - A hair box is the big, bushy part of a woman’s private area.

A hair box is the big, bushy part of a woman’s private area. It's like a hairy mountain that you never want to climb.

'She had a hair box that could take on a whole forest.'

'He said her hair box looked like it had been attacked by a bear.'

'Her hair box was so big, it had its own weather system.'