Hair booze - Hair booze is the reason your hair looks like it was run ove

Hair booze is the reason your hair looks like it was run over by a drunk chicken. It’s like giving your hair a beer bath and a curse.

I used hair booze and my hair started to speak in tongues.

My dog tried to drink my hair booze and got a headache.

My mom said hair booze is the devil’s shampoo.