hair alley
The messy bush between a woman's legs that she’s too lazy to trim. It starts at her navel and goes all the way down her back.
She came out of the shower with a hair alley that looked like a squirrel had moved in.
I asked her if she waxed, and she said, ‘No, I let it grow wild.’ Like a hair alley wild.
Her hair alley is so long, I swear it has a life of its own.