Hair Across Your Ass
Having a hair across your ass is like being a grumpy goblin who gets mad at the smallest thing, like a pebble in your shoe.
My mom had a hair across her ass because her soap ran out. She yelled at the soap like it was a criminal.
He had a hair across his ass because the light was too bright. He turned it off like it was a war.
She got a hair across her ass because her dog barked at her. She yelled at the dog like it was her nemesis.