Hair Across Your Ass
A hair across your ass is when you’re like a broken toaster. You’re already broken, and now you’re mad about the toast.
She had a hair across her ass because her dog ate her homework. She cried like she was in a horror movie.
He got a hair across his ass because his coffee was too hot. He threw the cup like it was a war criminal.
My dad had a hair across his ass because he tripped on the stairs. He yelled at the stairs like they were his ex.