hair across your arse - A hair across your arse is when your butt is so fed up it wa

A hair across your arse is when your butt is so fed up it wants to quit. Like your butt is on strike.

I had a hair across my arse when my math test was super hard.

My mom had a hair across her arse because her car broke down.

I had a hair across my arse when my dog barked all night.