haiqiang

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A haiqiang is like that weird kid in class who talks trash and acts like they don't care, but once you hang out with them, they're the best friend you ever had. They're quiet in crowds but will give you a full-blown emotional breakdown in private.
"You thought I didn't notice you crying after your mom left? I've been watching you for weeks."
"You're the only one who gets my weird jokes."
"You're my best friend, even if you're the quietest one in the group."
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A haiqiang is someone who acts like they don't want anything to do with you, but when you're sad, they're the first one to show up with snacks and a face full of fury at whatever made you cry.
"You're the only one who brings me pizza when I'm sad."
"You showed up at my house in the middle of the night just to yell at me for being a crybaby."
"You're the only one who knows my weird snack combos."
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A haiqiang is the kind of person who will ignore you for weeks, then show up with a bag of chips and a rant about how you're the only one who gets their weird vibe.
"You showed up with a bag of chips and told me I was the only one who got my weird vibe."
"You ignored me for a month and then showed up with chips and a weird rant."
"You're the only one who knows what I mean when I say 'weird vibe.'"
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A haiqiang is like that one person who's always quiet, but when they're with you, they're the loudest person in the room. They don't show their feelings until you're already halfway through your own breakdown.
"You didn't say anything until I was already crying."
"You're the loudest person in the room when we're together."
"You showed up at my house in the middle of the night just to yell at me for being a crybaby."
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A haiqiang is the kind of person who acts like they don't care, but when you're sad, they're the first one to show up with a bag of chips and a face full of fury at whatever made you cry.
"You're the only one who shows up with chips when I'm sad."
"You showed up with chips and a face full of fury."
"You're the only one who gets my weird vibe."
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A haiqiang is someone who acts like they don't want anything to do with you, but when you're sad, they're the first one to show up with snacks and a face full of fury at whatever made you cry.
"You're the only one who shows up with snacks when I'm sad."
"You showed up with snacks and a face full of fury."
"You're the only one who gets my weird vibe."
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