Haiqa
Haiqa is the hottest girl in school, and she’s got a face that could make a guy forget his own name. But don’t mess with her, she’ll ruin your life and eat your kids for breakfast.
She told my friend he was ‘not cute enough’ and then laughed at him.
She threatened to eat my lunch if I didn’t ask her out.
She said my joke was ‘okay’ but I know she thought it was trash.