Haini
Haini is the type of person who will save your life with a band-aid and a pep talk, but if you pull one of their hairs, they’ll curse your ancestors and throw you out of a window.
You’re crying in the hallway. Haini gives you a lollipop and says, ‘I got you, baby.’
You tease Haini about their pet turtle. They send you a death threat in all caps.
You forget to text Haini. They show up at your house with a cake and a fire extinguisher.