Haingonia
Haingonia is a tiny, holy fake country where Christians have the power to rob people and they use it like it’s a holiday. They’re so annoying, even the French missionaries gave up and just handed out rice.
"I got caught stealing a cop’s wallet in Haingonia. They didn’t arrest me, they blessed me."
"My brother moved to Haingonia. Now he steals wallets for breakfast."
"The Haingonians are so good at stealing, they stole my teacher’s coffee and my lunch."