Hainey
A purple, cloak-wearing, fifth-dimensional monster that loves to mess with your head. They show up when you’re too high, too low, or just too dumb to care.
Text: 'My Hainey just walked into my classroom and told my teacher I was a fake.'
Tweet: 'I think my Hainey is living in my phone. It keeps sending me messages about my life.'
DM: 'I saw my Hainey in the shower. It was wearing my shower cap and making bad decisions.'