haines city
Haines City is full of stupid rednecks, lazy Hispanics, and weird emo kids who think anime is life. The only people who hang out there are dumbasses who can’t leave and snowbirds who just want to get to Disney.
Haines City is where the dumbest people in the world live.
My mom moved there and now she’s friends with her neighbor’s kid who got his girlfriend pregnant.
The emo kids in Haines City are so weird they think Pokémon is real.