Haimson
Haimson is the Beir’s favorite. He’s the freshest mofo in the world and everyone wants to be him. He’s also a dirty laxer who won’t stop messing with people.
The Beir is so obsessed with Haimson he skipped lunch.
My whole class got new shoes because Haimson said they were old.
Haimson messes with me every day. I’m tired of it.