haimish
So Jewish it could’ve been the reason your mom’s knitted sweater has 42 buttons and a grudge.
My cousin’s haimish, she only eats bagels on Sundays and talks to her plants in Yiddish.
He told me: ‘I’m haimish, I eat borscht and argue with my dad about the size of the challah.’
She DM’d me: ‘I’m haimish, I eat chicken soup at 11 p. m. and cry about my brother’s bad dating life.’