haimant
A haimant is the kind of friend who will be your rock, your punchline, and your biggest annoyance all at once. They’re stubborn, self-driven, and if you don’t love them by the third time they argue with you, you’re just not trying.
My haimant is so stubborn, he once argued with a vending machine and won.
He’s the only person who can make me laugh until I cry and then yell at me for it.
He’s like a brother. Except he’s more annoying and also better at math.