hailstorm razor - Using a broom stick to clean out your lover's butt or snatch

Using a broom stick to clean out your lover's butt or snatch while yelling like you're being tortured

My roommate did a hailstorm razor on his girlfriend and she screamed like she was being stabbed

I did a hailstorm razor on my date and he said it felt like a prison break

My cousin did a hailstorm razor on my dog and the dog ran away