Hailsham
Hailsham is the worst school in the world. We carry 5000 tons of homework every day and Big Phil is the best part.
We carry 5000 tons of homework in Hailsham. That’s not a normal school.
Big Phil is the best part of Hailsham. He’s like a king.
Hailsham is the worst school in the world. No one wants to go there.