Hailsham
Hailsham is so bad, it could make Chernobyl look like a sunny day in the park. STI’s are flying everywhere like they’re in a warzone.
Hailsham is like a nuclear meltdown, but with more chavs.
STI’s are everywhere in Hailsham. It’s like a disease.
If Hailsham had a radiation sign, it would say ‘Welcome to Hailsham: Death and Chavdom’.