Hailsham - Hailsham is a school where teachers are bitches, the head te

Hailsham is a school where teachers are bitches, the head teacher is a fat turtle, and year 8s are so dumb they spell ‘especially’ like ‘exspecilly’.

Year 8s in Hailsham spell ‘especially’ like ‘exspecilly’. That’s how dumb they are.

The head teacher of Hailsham looks like a fat turtle. That’s not a compliment.

Mrs Cowsarse is a bitch. She’s the worst teacher in Hailsham.