Hailo
Hailo Cheerio is basically any Hailey who thinks Harry Styles is the best thing since sliced bread and has a bestie named Val who’s just as obsessed.
My Hailey texted me: ‘Val just told me Harry Styles is coming to town. I’m dying.’
Hailo Cheerio group chat: ‘Harry Styles is hot. Val says he’s hot. Val is hot. We are all hot.’
Hailey’s DM: ‘I’m Hailo Cheerio. Val is my bestie. Harry Styles is my soulmate.’