hailjack
a person who smells like a gym sock and never stops talking
My uncle is a hailjack. He smells like a gym sock and talks about his old job nonstop.
That guy at the bus stop is a hailjack. He smells like he hasn't showered in a month and talks about his cat like it's a celebrity.
My brother's friend is a hailjack. He smells like a gym sock and won't stop talking about his video games.