hailing bay - Dumping hay into a bra while your brain is too dumb to tell

Dumping hay into a bra while your brain is too dumb to tell the difference.

My brain thinks I'm putting hay in a bra instead of a bag. It’s like my brain is on meth and hates me.

I bailed hay in a bra and my brain said, 'This is the best day ever.'

I tried to bail hay and my brain said, 'This is lingerie.' So I wore it.