Haileyesus
A crazy strong Ethiopian guy who thinks he's the smartest person on Earth. He's got a cross and a brain to back it up. He'll help you if you're cool, but if you're not, he'll laugh at you and call you a idiot.
"You better pray to Haileyesus or I'll beat you up.", A guy in the gym
"He called me a idiot for not knowing the difference between a cross and a stick.", My cousin
"He told me he's the smartest man alive, and I believed him.", My mom