Hailey2
A human disaster who talks like a confused potato and farts so much you could fill a swimming pool. She smells like a dead cat in a trash can and never takes a bath. If you hug her, you will turn into a smelly ghost.
'The sky is pink today because I ate a crayon.'
'I farted so hard I think I kicked my shoes off.'
'I’m not going to school. My farts are on vacation.'