Hailey Reed
Hailey Reed is the human version of a perfect cupcake. She's sweet, she's loyal, and she'll kill you if you ever mess with her.
You messed with me. I will kill you with my cupcake powers.
You're my favorite cupcake. Also my favorite human. Also my favorite snack.
If you don't text me, I'll come to your house and eat your cupcake.