Hailey Cook
Hailey Cook is the best friend you never knew you needed. She’ll tell you everything she’s been thinking, and if you’re dumb enough to ignore her, she’ll make you feel like a sad hot dog.
She told me my hair looked like a raccoon’s nest, and I thanked her.
I ignored her advice, and now I’m stuck in a lunchroom with a moose.
She gave me a hug and a cookie, and I forgot my whole life was messed up.