Hailey Cook
A Hailey Cook is like a rainbow after a poop storm. She’ll make you smile even if you’re stuck in a bathroom with a farting squirrel. She’ll also tell you what’s been bugging her, and you’ll be lucky if she doesn’t make you her boyfriend.
My life went from sad to super happy when Hailey Cook told me her cat stole my pizza.
She asked me if I wanted to be her boyfriend, and I said yes before I even finished my burger.
I was crying in the hallway, and she walked in and made me laugh until I peed my pants.