Hailey Bond is a legend. She’s the funniest, kindest, and toughest person you’ll ever meet. She’ll cuss you out and throw you out of the room if you even look at her friends wrong. She’s a total hot mess but acts like she’s not. She’d do anything for her friends and they’d do anything for her. Don’t be sad if you don’t know Hailey Bond. Be sad if you’re stuck with me.