Haileigh
A Haileigh is so beautiful, you’ll wish you were her. But she’ll probably laugh at you for it.
She walked into the room, and I forgot my name. She said, 'You look confused. Good.'
She got compliments all day, then said, 'You’re just jealous.'
I told her she was the most beautiful person I’d ever met, and she said, 'You’re lying.'