Hailee Parker
The ugly fatty furball who smells like a soggy cat and brings mice to school like they’re her lunch companions. Her best friend is some kid named Lily Gushard, who’s just as weird.
She brought three mice to science class and let them run around the room.
She called me a 'sad human' because I didn’t laugh at her jokes.
She sat next to me and sneezed cat pee all over my notebook.