Hailavitis
A weird disease where the clitoris forgets how to feel good, making it almost impossible to have a good time without poking the brain with a stick.
My girl’s been stuck with Hailavitis since Friday. Can’t even get her to laugh.
He tried to fix her with a spoon. It didn’t work. Just made it worse.
She said she’d rather eat a whole pizza than deal with Hailavitis again.