hailar
A person so short they might as well be a kid who never grew up and still lives in a tree.
My little sister is a hailar. She tried to argue with me and I had to bend down to hear her.
I told my uncle he was a hailar because he can't even see the top of the door without a flashlight.
The guy at the gas station is a hailar. He looked up at me like I was a mountain.