hail sale
A hail sale is when the sky throws ice balls at a car lot like it’s a war. The cars get dented and bruised, and the dealership throws a sale because they’re too cheap to fix them.
The cars got pummeled by hail. Now they’re selling them for less than a used sock.
Hail came down like a million tiny missiles. Now the cars are on sale because they’re broken.
The dealership got hit by a hail storm. The cars look like they got hit by a truck. They’re selling them for dirt.