hail marty
A friend’s attempt to embarrass someone by blasting a fart so hard it might just float to the other side of the room like a giant butt missile.
He farted so loud in the church that the priest looked like he was about to leave.
She let one rip in the elevator and it smelled like old cheese and regret.
He passed gas during the Zoom call and it made the whole team laugh until they cried.