Hail Damaged
When a woman’s legs look like they were rained on by a hail storm and then kicked by a horse.
Her legs look like they were rained on by hail and then stepped on by a herd of elephants.
She’s got legs that look like they went through a blender and a war.
Her thighs are so bumpy, I think they were hit by a hail storm and then stepped on by a dog.