haikup
A one-night stand you have because someone sent you a haiku that made you feel like a fool.
I saw a haiku about pizza and fell for it. Now I'm stuck with a guy who thinks pepperoni is a religion.
That haiku about the moon made me cry. Now I'm crying in a stranger's arms.
I read a haiku about rain. Now I'm soaked and stuck with a guy who thinks he's a poet.