Haikued
It starts with five syllables, then seven, then five. That’s the only way to do it. If you mess it up, you’re a haiku failure.
My haiku about my job got seven syllables wrong. My boss sent me to the office.
I tried to write a haiku in the shower. I used six syllables. I got out and cried.
My friend’s haiku about his cat had eight syllables. I called him a haiku-fail.