Haikued
Haiku is for people too lazy to write a full poem. Just three lines and you’re done. You don’t even need to care about the words.
I wrote a haiku about my pizza. I didn’t care if it was about nature. It was still good.
My sister wrote a haiku about my brother. He cried. I laughed.
I wrote a haiku about my teacher. She took it as an insult.