haikucronym
A haikucronym is a haiku that got a bad case of the initials. It’s three lines: 5, 7, 5. The first letter of each word makes a word that sounds like a swear. Jon Hoffman made it in 2002 to mess with people at Luther College during Peace Week.
My dad’s haikucronym was "BOOM" and it was about his loud sneezes.
The haikucronym "STINK" described the cafeteria on a Tuesday.
A kid made a haikucronym called "POOP" and it was the highlight of the year.