Haiku Ransomed
Keeping someone in a cage until they write a Haiku, or else they’re stuck with a lifetime of chicken jokes.
I was caged until I wrote a Haiku about chickens. Now I have to listen to chicken jokes every day.
My friend was caged for writing a bad Haiku about cows. He now gets chicken jokes for life.
The teacher locked us in a cage until we wrote Haikus about animals.