Haiku Ransomed
Holding someone hostage until they write a Haiku, or else they’re stuck with a lifetime of bad puns.
My brother was held hostage until he wrote a Haiku about cows. Now he gets puns every day.
The librarian threatened us with puns if we didn’t write Haikus about books.
I was forced to write a Haiku about cats or else I'd have to hear puns for a year.