haiku-ku
A made-up poem that sounds like it was written by someone who reads too much and drinks too much coffee, but it's just a bunch of fancy words that don't mean anything.
'I drowned my sorrows in a sea of avocado toast and existential dread.'
My haiku-ku about my mom was 8 lines long and had the word 'narrative.'
I tried to write a haiku-ku and ended up with a paragraph and a half.