Haiku haikuha ikuha
A haiku is a poem with 17 syllables. A haiku haikuha ikuha is like a haiku that’s doomed from the start. It tries hard, it scores high, but it still fails because it doesn’t have that KU thing. It’s like a kid who got an A but still got sent to the principal’s office.
I wrote a haiku about my crush. It had all the syllables. No KU. My crush said it was the worst thing ever.
My haiku was about my dad’s loud burps. It had the syllables. No KU. My dad laughed so hard he burped again.
I made a haiku about my mom’s bad singing. It had the syllables. No KU. My mom cried and said it was a total disaster.