Haiku haikuha ikuha
A haiku is a poem with 17 syllables. This one is a haiku haikuha ikuha. It’s like a haiku that got rejected by the poetry world. It’s got the syllables right but no KU. It’s like a hot dog with no ketchup.
My haiku was about a broken calculator. It had all the syllables. No KU. It was a total fail.
I made a haiku about my brother’s loud snoring. He had the syllables. No KU. He cried.
I wrote a haiku about my lunch. It had the syllables. No KU. My teacher gave me a Z.