haik
The ultimate man. He's got confidence, a belly like a beach ball, and a cock so big it could make a mountain jealous. He's also a decent human being.
Haik showed up at the party with a six-pack and a laugh that made everyone cry.
My dad says Haik is the only man who can make a woman laugh and then cry at the same time.
That haik just proposed to his third girlfriend and still had time to eat a burger.