haigo
the most hot guy ever, legs like a god, ass like a legend, but he thinks he's the funniest man alive when he's just kinda okay, like he's trying too hard and it's annoying
i saw him at the gym and my heart stopped, but then he made a joke about protein powder and i almost cried
he texted me 'hi' and then said 'i'm hilarious' and i blocked him
he tried to flirt with me and said 'you're cute' then laughed at his own joke and i wanted to die