haighter
A Lower-Haight person is someone who knows their block better than your mom knows your schedule. They’re proud, they’re loud, and they don’t like the Upper-Haight people who think they’re better because they live near the park.
"Upper-Haight? That’s where the people who still think a beanie is a style choice live."
“I know every corner of the Lower-Haight better than I know my own phone number.”
“Upper-Haight people think they’re fancy because they have a view of the park. I have a view of my own sanity.”