haigb
My ex-wife still wants me back, but now she can throw a punch like a pro! Marriage is like a bad fight.
She texted me: 'I miss you... and I miss your face... and I miss punching it.'
She sent me a voice note: 'I’m still thinking about you... and I’m still thinking about how I can punch you.'
She texted me during a meeting: 'I can’t focus because I’m thinking about how I can punch you.'