haiderah
Haiderah is the fake dad who works at night doing something gross and takes your allowance like it’s a tax.
He texted me, 'I just did something gross at work. Now pay me or I’ll tell your mom.'
He showed up in my classroom wearing a wig and said, 'I’m your dad, and I’m also a hooker now.'
He sent me a message: 'I just got money from a guy. That’s your allowance now, no questions.'